Et Tu, Hasbro? Who Needs To Be "Julius Caeser-ed" At Hasbro For Momaw Nadon?

Yeah, it going to be one of THOSE editorials. If you like Disney Star Wars, move along. Move along. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.00.

I meant to post this article on the Ides of March. I suppose I am a day late and a dollar short. But that’s how things go when you’ve gotten off of Star Wars and no longer care about anything that happens to it. That’s where Kathleen’s “reign of terror” has brought so many former fans. The Disney Grooming Syndicate is full of garbage that is not intended for children, and they keep destroying the classic Star Wars lore. With each strike of the beast’s pen greenlighting a soon-to-be-canceled new form of entertainment, legacy fans want the O96 done right so we can be done with this disaster.

Where do I begin to articulate my disgust for The Vintage Collection’s Momaw Nadon (Hammerhead) figure? I HATE IT!! Sure, it’s a gorgeous release and likely the last time we’ll ever get this character in 3.75-inch scale. But for the love of everything left that is true and pure, why must they adulterate this beautiful figure in horrid Deluxe packaging? It’s unacceptable. There is NO JUSTIFICATION FOR THIS at all. Up charge the dang figure. Oh, and the ONLY WAY this release would be Deluxe is if Hasbro included one of those cantina tables from 2009 AND MORE with the basic figure.

Hasbro. Everyone who collects Star Wars action figures knows your Deluxe releases are a scam. Stop trying to pull the wool over our eyes. If you need to make the MSRP double for all-new tooling, then so be it. Make Momaw Nadon (Hammerhead) a retailer exclusive and charge $20–$25. You did it with all of the Target exclusive colorful Boba Fett figures. So do the same for Momaw Nadon. Like all Disney Star Wars content, the widened TVC card is an abomination from hell. Please honor the Original Trilogy and longtime fans by treating Hammerhead correctly? We have WAITED FOREVER for you to do right by this figure. You’re only half-way there.

If it’s not too late, PLEASE get Momaw Nadon (Hammerhead) onto a standard card. Create some extra outer packaging or something to include the additional accessories. It’s unforgivable that you did this to a 21-Back character. At this point, I’d rather get an action figure of Rachel Zegler instead.

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